Jail break.

Pearl and I took matters into our own hands.  Kind of like Romeo and Juliet, I suppose.  Well, I guess that would be Juliet and Romeo to be consistent.  Whatever.

Anyway, Pearl and I made a break for it.  She's driving.  She's more mature, so I figure she's got a steady hand.  We're headed for the Sybaris for a romantic getaway.  I think Pearl's finally liking me in that kinda way.

Wait a second.  I thought we were heading for romance, but this is looking suspiciously like the vet's office.

Now, come on.  Did I just hear boarding?  For the weekend?  Well, at least we'll get a bath out of it.  Do you think they've got a jacuzzi tub?