Didgeridoo crew.

Here we go again, you're saying. I know! It's kind of embarrassing all the ladies I've got sniffing my you know what, but what can I say? When you've got it, you've got it.

Well, I met yet another girlfriend this week at the fun run. Apparently it was "take-your-parents-to-fun-run-day" because there were nearly as many people as there were canines at Meadowbrook. Hard to believe, I know, but here's the evidence. See? Dogs outnumbered people.

Me and my didgeridoo crew.

OK, well, the legs in the upper center are really legs from a table I peed on, but they kinda look dog-like.

Anyway, I met Penny. She's the tan gal there looking all bronzed and stuff. It is spring nowadays, and she's looking pretty nude for sunbathing. But, I heard Abe talking to Penny's "owner," Driver, and, well, let's just say Penny ain't that kinda gal. Well, I don't know who Driver's been talking too, but Penny wasn't bashful about sticking her nose in my bidness. Know what I'm sayin'?

Chillin'.

In other news, it seems that foxy lady in the neighborhood might have up and left. Took her pups and everything. She hasn't been seen in days. I'm gonna miss that crazy cat, er, fox.

And, I've been hearing word from Abe and Elle about the spa again. Something's going on, because Abe was talking German and Italian all at the same time. Damn. Well... I'll get some "us" time with Pearl, I guess.